Brother, can you spare some stimulation
April 29, 2008
A friendly reminder to people receiving stimulus checks. The money is on its way.
Here’s a summary of when you’ll get it (from the Tax Foundation):
and this bitch didn’t read the fine print. Me? I get bupkis. Zero. Nada. Zip. And I’m bitter. The reason: I’m fabulously wealthy I earn my money the wrong way. Making it by scraping a half inch of grease and dog hair off the floor in a repossessed house somehow doesn’t qualify as income when figuring if I get a stimulus check. And the little bit of money I get from the DNA duplex? Nope. That doesn’t count either. Both types of income are considered “unearned income“.
Bitch, I fucking earned it.
April 30, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I always knew we were ruled by a secret cabal of overlord kittehs.
April 30, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Masonic kittehs are teh best.
May 2, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Sucking up to our new masters, eh?
May 2, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Masonic kittehs are teh best.
(don’t cause problems; they’re watching me)
June 25, 2008 at 8:58 pm
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